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The Getzs bathroom is on the second floor. It is not your modern public bathroom with a solid tiled concrete floor. It's an old building with a wooden floor. Footsteps echo, and 100+ years of settling has caused gaps to appear in the intersections between walls and floors. I have waking nightmares of monstrously huge spiders crawling out of these gaps to torment me while I conduct my business upon the toilet.
Fortunately, I had not seen any spiders in the bathroom over 3 months working at Getzs, but that changed yesterday. It wasn't a monster. It wasn't even very big, but it was on the ceiling and slowly crawling towards the toilet. It would probably be above the toilet before I finished where it could potentially drop down onto my head. Unacceptable. I unbuttoned and buttoned my pants several times while debating what to do. Do I try and do my thing, hoping the spider will change course or at least obediently remain on the ceiling, or do I eliminate the threat? I eventually settled upon buttoning my pants, for the following events would be all the more ridiculous if my junk was flopping about.
First step: weaponry. The air freshener spray was gone, so I couldn't use that to stun the spider. My only option was a couple folded sheets of toilet paper.
Second step: the height test. Can I reach the ceiling? On toes, I could only touch the ceiling with the tips of one or two fingers. Too risky. I could easily miss, and the spider could crawl over the toilet paper and down my arm. I also experimented with standing on the toilet, but the angle was too awkward. I was going to have to jump.
Third step: action. I readied my weapon, got the target in my sights, took a half-step, and leapt into the air. At the apex of my jump, I lashed out with all the fury of a spider slayer and unintentionally pushed the ceiling tile upwards which assaulted my face with dust, fibers, and hard rock-like objects which clattered upon the floor as I landed with a thud.
Fourth step: outcome. I backed up in a panic, wiped the debris from my face, combed crap out of my hair, and evaluated the results of my endeavor. Ahead, I could see my folded toilet paper amidst ceiling tile crud. Further ahead, was the body of a dead spider. Success!
I cleaned up my mess, conducted the business that brought me to that room, and left wondering what people might think I was doing to make such noise. That's the third time I could be heard stomping or jumping in that room. (the other two times, I was chasing a fly) Hopefully they all just think I'm nuts and let it go at that. |
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A few months ago, I had a dream I intended to write down. Since I still remember it, I am going to do it now.
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I was at my parents house. Nobody was around until my grandparents came to visit. They were talking about how they're going to visit my other grandmother Joan in a little while. I was quite comfortable and happy though all of this, but something was bugging me. Later, my grandfather sat down in a chair with a serious look. He didn't speak. Not a single word. Very strange for him. My grandmother was holding a piece of paper she wanted me to scan and post on the internet. I thought that was odd. She didn't really know about the internet. She insisted it was important and handed me a piece of paper.
I unfolded the paper to read what it was. As I looked down, my eyes never focused on the paper, but I realized what I was holding at the same time as I realized what was wrong with the entire scenario. It's her obituary. They're all dead. Fighting to hide the fear in my voice, I looked back up and asked the most logical question, "Grandma, why are you here?"
Blackness. Upon realizing that I was talking with dead people, I could no longer maintain the suspension of disbelief necessary to continue my dream. However, I did not wake. I merely became aware of my body, and I felt as though I was drifting away. At first, I let it happen. I thought I might slide back into my dream and see my grandparents again. They didn't come back. I began to feel as though I was drifting too far, perhaps even falling, and I decided that I need to wake up right away.
I fought, but I couldn't move or make myself awaken. It reminded me of when I was younger and thought I was being abducted by aliens. I always tried to shout my brother's name and call for help, but I couldn't speak. This was the same way. I tried to yell, "Tom! Help! Tom!", but I was paralyzed and soundless. I continued to struggle, my sense of urgency rising, until I finally heard myself whisper, "Toooommmm..."
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I was awake. I was not in my old bedroom sharing a bunk bed with my brother. I was lying next to my wife who was completely oblivious to my struggle. I rolled onto my back, looked up, and became aware of a sound in my head.
The sound was like a ringing in my ears, except it was inside my brain and it wasn't a ringing. It was a high pitched tone with seemingly random blips in it. I had the distinct impression that one of those mysterious unknown portions of my brain was acting as a high-frequency receiver for data that was being sent to me from ...? I felt as though I could have taken a 3D model of my head and pointed out the exact spot where the sound was located.
I laid there for a while, and the sound continued while I pondered what may have just happened to me. Shortly after I sat up and got on with my day, the sound vanished, but the dream, or whatever it was, remained. |
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My ICQ number (4008277) has been hijacked. Please remove me from the friend lists on any IM clients you may use and please disregard any messages sent by the douchebag currently using it.
Here's a story about somebody else having the same problem. Apparently it's quite common.Demeanor:  apathetic |
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Saturday's tournament didn't go well. I had a tough card pool to work with and chose consistency over power. Not sure if that was a mistake or if it was just not meant to be my day.
First two rounds, I went 2-0, but I followed that with a 1-2 loss and a 0-2 loss. The third round loss was deserved. My opponent's deck was very strong with lots of good creatures, card advantage, and removal.
The fourth round loss felt like my deck was grossly underperforming, I got mana flooded game 2, and my opponent was drawing everything he needed. I got frustrated and left. **
An interesting thing about this tournament is that it was during graduation at the university, so only 14 people attended. That meant everybody got three copies of the promo card and prize payouts for top eight covered more than half of the field. I was later informed by Brad that I won two packs.
Well, with the two packs I have at home, it's enough to put together a draft set for Friday.
** Prior to the tournament, Ryan told me that playing Blue is a bad idea with the new set. He asked what I played after I lost the fourth round, and I said "blue." He started giving me this look, so I said, "that's not why I lost."
His response was, "Well, I'm sure it contributed to it." I really didn't feel like listening to "I told you so," and I left.
I also hear Brad won. Congratulations.
Sunday, I went to my first auction. I was hoping to win a bed because ours is a piece of junk, but the bidding went nuts on both of them.
While looking at the beds, another item caught my eye. A box containing two Magnavox Odyssey 2 game consoles (1978-1984) and 32 games. I had an Atari 2600 during that console generation and I was always curious about the other systems, so I decided to place a bid. I got it for $10. I probably could have gotten it for less, but I still think it was a decent deal.
7 of the games were duplicates, so we got 25 unique games. Famous classics like Football!, UFO!, and Thunderball!. Yes, most of the game titles end with an exclamation point. One AC adapter was bad and one console had it's TV connection cable's end ripped off, but the other one had it's old antenna connector replaced with a sloppily attached RF switch connector. I plugged that one into an NES RF switch and got it to play. Signal was very fuzzy though.
Not sure if the RF switch was bad (we have a bad one, I just grabbed the first one I found) the poorly attached cable end was bad, or if the console was going bad. The games we tried out all played without a hitch anyway.
The other console looked to be in better condition aside from the TV connection cable being cut. I just needed to find a way to hook it to a television that's not from the 1970s. Google to the rescue!
Modify an Odyssey 2 to output composite video (aka, RCA jacks) Yeah, that's what I need, and it sounds very easy.
As with anything geeky like this, I read a lot about it:
History and tons of info about the Odyssey 2
How to program for the Odyssey 2
How to Build an Odyssey 2 Cart Reader
Odyssey 2 Emulator
How to make an Odyssey 2 cartridge
A Site that Manufactures and sells homebrew Odyssey 2 games
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Devil Survivor Preview (Nintendo DS game)
Good article with a quick explanation of the various game systems and a bit about the flavor and story. Maybe I'm a bit biased, but this looks like it will be the best gamer's RPG ever made for the Nintendo DS.
There are several different systems at play here - the tactical map and it's associated team building, traditional RPG combat which uses the SMT weakness exploit system, demon bidding, management, and fusion, and each of these systems should have enough depth to provide lots of room for experimentation and replayability.
Not mentioned in the article is the branching story with six different endings. Every Japanese review and every US preview for this game has been very positive. Anybody who only has time to play one portable RPG in a year (like me), should seriously consider this one.
Got through another week of work. If seemed to go by rather quickly. Went 4-1 in a booster draft tonight which was good enough for second place. Lately, I've been having a string of tournaments with exactly 1 match loss. While it's good to be consistent and keep placing, it's a bit frustrating that I haven't been able to go undefeated lately. I tend to make horrible mistakes in the final round each week.
I'm looking forward to the release event tomorrow. I heard the prizes will be pretty big. I hope I can have another solid finish. Going to sleep now, hopefully that will cut down on the stupid mistakes tomorrow.Demeanor:  accomplished The Bards are Singing: Opeth - My Arms, Your Hearse - Demon Of The Fall |
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Space Phallus, available for Windows, Mac OS X (Intel), and Linux:
http://www.charliesgames.com/wordpress/?page_id=65
If only they had used their development skills for good instead of evil.
Apr. 27th, 2009 @ 09:28 am
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I haven't updated since starting my new job.
I am a web developer for a clothing store called Getzs. I work until 6:00pm Monday - Thursday, and take off a few hours earlier on Fridays so I can relax a bit before Friday Night Magic. I've been there for about two months and I am happy. Compared to my previous job, my work is more in line with what I studied at NMU. The atmosphere is also far more relaxed.
The only real drawback is that I get home from work over an hour later than usual, so my evenings feel short. That's not a complaint, just something I've been adjusting to.
Almost a year ago, Deb and I received our economic stimulus check. This is what I bought with my portion. I know most of my friends have already played it, but I hadn't actually posted about it yet. This is largely due to me only recently finding space to host images online. I could write a lot about my machine, but I'll save that for a separate post that can easily be skipped by the 27 out of 30 readers who aren't interested.
Needless to say, if you like pinball and haven't played it yet, you don't visit often enough.
I saw The Tempest this weekend and it was quite enjoyable. I'm not one for numerically ranking things I like, but it was certainly among the best plays I've seen at Forest Roberts Theater. Deb and I have had season passes there for several years, and hopefully we'll continue to do that.
While I enjoyed The Tempest, the price of admission was high. I mean, we still claim to be students and get in cheap, but I reluctantly decided to skip the Magic: the Gathering prerelease tournament for Alara Reborn because the play was on the same day. I had been looking forward to it all month and realized the scheduling conflict a few weeks ago.
I was hopeful that I could finish the tournament and still have time for the play, but when I arrived at the tournament the crowd was larger than 32 people which required a sixth round. The tournament also failed to start on time and appeared as if it would run slow. The chances of finishing before the play dropped to zero, the pre-release card didn't interest me, and they were making a change to the pack distribution that I was opposed to.
I did what seemed logical. I asked to move my pre-paid registration to the Release event happening next weekend and I went home. Why pay $25 for a tournament that I cannot finish? I have a job again, but I'm still not in a financial position where I can spend $25 on just part of a tournament. Why start something that will only end in misery? It seemed better to walk away than to leave in the middle.
I thought I made the right choice, but I was seriously upset about missing the tournament. Saturday afternoon was absolutely miserable. Now it's Sunday night. As much as I like my job, I feel as if I spent the past week working for nothing, and I don't like the idea of having to work for another week before I get to play in the Release Event.
How can I feel so bad about making the right choice? Was I wrong? In hindsight, I should have gotten the tickets re-assigned to a different night, but that brings it's own set of complications. Ah well.
Anyway, this was supposed to be a short journal entry. Look what happened. Bye.
Apr. 26th, 2009 @ 11:25 pm
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In 2008, my income was spent on the following things:
33% on rent, student loans, and other monthly bills
25% on health insurance and other health-related things
20% on income tax and other automatic deductions
15% on fuel, car insurance, and vehicle maintenance
8% on food (but not eating out)
4% on clothing
That means the remaining 5% was left for me to enjoy. Seems like a lot of work to only get a little bit of spending money. It also proves to me that my spending on hobbies is not the reason I cannot make the down payment on a house. I simply do not make enough money to take that leap.
My entire savings consists of a few hundred dollars. I finished 2008 with less money than when I started. To make matters worse, we owe almost $1000 on our federal income taxes. And no, we don't have that much money.
On the bright side, I will be working soon. I accepted a permanent and full-time Web Developer position at Getzs. It is in town, so my vehicle expenses will be lower. It offers no benefits, so I won't be spending thousands on a company insurance policy. It pays as much in a year as my previous job, but I'll actually have to work the full year to get it. None of this seasonal layoff stuff.
Overall, I'm happy. I believe Getzs will be a great place to work. I'd like to thank everybody who offered me advice and/or well wishes. Thank you.
I'm not going to be rich and I'll still be living check to check, but I will have the spending money to continue pursuing my hobbies. At least I can maintain my current lifestyle. I'm quite fortunate. I know things are pretty ugly in a lot of communities. Factories closing. No jobs available. That being so, I cannot complain about taking a step sideways. Especially if it may ultimately allow me to take many steps forward that were not available before.
The future looks good.
Feb. 18th, 2009 @ 06:34 pm
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Although it was already leaked, it's nice to see further confirmation that Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor is coming to the US.
Click this for a preview of the upcoming Nintendo Power article.
I believe this is the first serious Shin Megami Tensei title on a Nintendo console to get a US release. I say serious because I don't really count games like Jack Bros for Virtual Boy or DemiKids for GBA. I mean, technically they are part of the franchise, but they're clearly aimed at a different audience.
I'm going to move lots of snow and then get ready for my meeting.
Feb. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:43 am
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The weekend went well.
On Saturday, after a three-week self-imposed exile, I played in a Magic: the Gathering tournament at Game Zone. It was the Conflux pre-release event, and I believe it was the largest Magic tournament in ever held Marquette with 36 players. That resulted in a grueling 6-round sealed-deck event that lasted over seven hours.
I started off a bit weak, losing the first game of the tournament to a combat damage mis-calculation and a play error. I won the next game, but did not have enough time remaining for a third game and had to settle for a draw. Fortunately, I went 2-0 for the rest of the tournament, and took first which earned me 16 booster packs.
I was quite happy, but somewhat surprised. I did not think my card pool was especially strong. However, after evaluating my unused cards, I could only find one card that I probably should have played over what I chose to run. In other words, I built something very close to the theoretical best deck I could have made with my cards, and that is the most important skill in sealed deck.
Following the tournament, I visited ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) whyspre for some prime rib which was the most fantastic serving of meat I have ever tasted. The meal was fleshed out with some excellent vegetables, mashed potatoes, and wine. It was a meal fit for a king. Sadly, I arrived later than expected due to the unusually long tournament.
Sunday was less eventful, but ended with a significant event. I received a response for a web developer job I applied for on Friday evening. I will be meeting a vice president and the lead developer for an "informal meeting" on Tuesday afternoon. I am quite hopeful, but trying to keep my feet on the ground.
One point of concern is that I am not sure how to dress. Normally I'd wear a suit, but my contact has repeatedly stressed that this meeting will be very informal and I don't need to bring anything. Any thoughts?
To close, I would just like to say that Hopslam is the most awesome name for a beer, and Bell's in Kalamazoo still my favorite brewery.
Feb. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:17 pm
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One of the longest game titles ever: Me want!
The number "2" in the title is technically incorrect. It like how Final Fantasy II for SNES was actually Final Fantasy IV, and half of the series being unavailable in North America is again the reason. The number "2" is also un-necessary as the entire series in Japan uses subtitles to uniquely identify each game. However, I can understand the reasoning. It's much easier to put a "2" on the box than to explain the above paragraph to everybody.
Judging from the box cover, Kazuma Kaneko's artwork is still awesome. Something about his use of color or contrast really works for me. He's also one of few artists that has a uniquely interesting style instead of having the generic anime or cg look you see in most games. I'm much happier looking at his artwork on the low-tech PS2 than looking at all of the uninspired high-def graphics on newer consoles.
About the plushie, it's a clever cross between the game's main character and the company's mascot, Jack Frost. It will be worth good money on eBay someday.
In addition to the officially announced game above, Atlus had nearly a half-dozen games leaked by Amazon.ca. This is a month after the ESRB leaked an earlier trio of games. Fortunately, Atlus has a sense of humor.
That list of Amazon leaks is awesome. Atlus's own Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor for Nintendo DS has been impressing people who have access to the Japanese game. Banpresto's Super Robot Taisen has always been a good series, and the Sting-developed Dokapon Journey and Knights in the Nightmare should be good fun if their predecessors are any indication.
Despite being unemployed and perpetually out of money, I will need to obtain some of these games.
My life has been relatively productive with my time off. I've been working on a long-needed sorting and culling of my Magic: the Gathering cards which will ultimately free up space and get me a little spending money. I fixed the flipper on the pinball machine. I've been learning new programming and electronics stuff. I'm also working on a board game that will be playable online. I'll eventually need some volunteer beta testers for that. Finally, I'm on the fringe of doing some interesting website stuff.
Well, except for yesterday. Yesterday I had some trouble with my wireless router and had to give Deb wired access for her home office. As a result, I couldn't use the internet until late last night and spent the day playing the epilogue of Persona 3. I'm going to be more productive today.
This Saturday is the pre-release tournament for Conflux, the next Magic: the Gathering set. I'm looking forward to that. I've actually been skipping the Friday night events for money reasons (after I lost too often and ran out of packs), but I emptied out the pinball machine to get $25 for the pre-release. If I manage to place in the pre-release I'll win enough packs to start playing on Fridays again. That would be nice.
I'm really starting to miss the tournaments. Not just for the game, but it's one of the few times when I get out and socialize. I need that.
Jan. 28th, 2009 @ 10:41 am
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Last week, I learned that Truss Trainee Austin had been doing my job for three weeks after I was laid off. I discovered this when they called me up asking for help to fix the things he fucked up. To repay my helpfulness, the boss called this weekend to break another promise.
Enough is enough. I'm officially looking for work. Anybody have use for a talented, reliable, and stupidly loyal employee who learns new things quickly?
In brighter news I went to a Christmas party for one of Deb's friends. Expecting to know nobody there, I brought my DS, but I didn't need it. I spent the entire time talking to the parents of a friend I hadn't seen since high school.
Later that day, I went to my grandfather's house and saw relatives I haven't seen in over 20 years. That was a very interesting day, and I got to hear a lot of stories about my dad and my uncles when they were young.
Funny thing is that I talked up the company at both of these parties when people were asking me where I work. Not knowing the final straw was blinking on the answering machine at home, I was still loyally promoting the company. I don't think my boss has any idea what he had.
This whole work situation is causing me a great deal of stress and insomnia. I worry that my boss may retaliate against me for applying elsewhere. The resume I mailed out last night could cost me my re-hire in the spring without getting me a new job to replace it. (assuming they intend to re-hire me, which I don't feel confident about.) As such, I'll apply at more places, and I've got a couple in mind. However, there really aren't that many places in the area that are worth applying to, and the competition for employment is quite steep.
I don't think the odds are in my favor, but I need to get a job where I can feel like I'm appreciated.
Dec. 29th, 2008 @ 09:33 am
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Thanksgiving was four days early this year. We had our families over on the Sunday before Thanksgiving because that's the day when everybody was free. It went well enough.
Work has been bothering me lately. I've been pondering all of the broken promises over the years. There are also some other things going on that make me concerned, but what bothers me the most is what's not going on at work. Me.
I got laid off on Tuesday. Even worse, the guy I was training "as a backup" was doing my job for at least some of the time I was laid off. Perhaps it was just part of one day because he happened to be there for something else. That's what I'm told anyway. If the place wasn't so far away, I'd drive by to see if his car is still in the lot.
When not dwelling on work, or a lack thereof, I have been organizing the apartment, cooking, cleaning, and playing video games. I got my HeroScape and video game shelves re-organized, made some delicious spaghetti that absolutely stuffed Deb and I for three days, sold some stuff on eBay, made a pot of chili, built a new Magic deck, made a dent in re-organizing the kitchen, beat Super Aleste on one credit, shoveled lots of snow, played lots of Disgaea and Nocturne, washed lots of dishes, and did a lot of relaxing. I've also been doing a bit of programming for fun and self-education purposes. I am interested in doing some programming work if anybody needs anything.
Deb and I also made Snickerdoodles tonight, and they are yummy.
Dec. 7th, 2008 @ 09:08 pm
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